October 2009
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Effing A by Tracy Morgan
“I like fucking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her. I didn’t invent it. You think I was the first one to think of having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I’m quite sure Adam fuckked Eve in the ass. In the Garden of Eden he tore her ass up.”
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Watch6 year old floats away in a balloon?!
FORT COLLINS, Colo. - A 6-year-old boy climbed into a homemade balloon aircraft in Colorado and floated away today, forcing officials to scramble to figure out how to rescue the boy as the balloon hurtled through the air. The bizarre scene played out live on television and prompted fears that the flying saucer-shaped balloon would crash with the young child...
Super Mash Bros Interview
Our good friends dick/nick have been doing a lot of interviews lately. All the questions pertaining to their friendship, their equipment, and their SSB characters have all been answered. Time to get down to the important shit.
VE: How do you think artest is going to work out this year? You guys miss ariza yet?
Nick: I think Artest is going to fit in flawlessly. You know he wants a win just as...
Them Crooked Vultures//Mini Mansions
Last night Them Crooked Vultures kicked of their east coast dates with Mini Mansions at the House of Blues in Boston. Given that Boston locals didn’t know there was an opener, the Red Sox had just lost their playoff series to the Angels, and that Boston fans are generally much dumber and drunker, some asshole threw a beer at Michael of Mini Mansions (as well as QOTSA) before even playing...
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Paper Zoo
When I was in second grade at Sherman Oaks Elementary, I was in the same class as a kid named Monte. Couple of years went by without seeing him and he slowly reemerged into my life. I would run into him and his friend Alex who looked a lot like Bob Burnquist. They were always those kids who just looked super ’70s and played in a band called Prana that practiced like seven days a week....